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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4906
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About SavannahSunshine : Hey, I'm Savannah. I guess I'm dark and a little bit weird for liking this site for other people's pain and misfortune.... I'm super awkward. I love to laugh! I'm lazy and a teeeerrible grammar Nazi! Feel free to message me

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Today, I learned that mah new parakeet hates her reflection, and will screech loudly day and night unless I take the mirror out. My other parakeet loves the mirror and constantly cries out when I remove it. I can't win. FML

#21021435
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44237) - you deserved it (5762)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - animals - by bird - United States (Michigan)

Today , I Had To Explain To One Of Mah High School Students That The Importance Of Pearl Harbor Was Not , In Fact , Cuz The Japanese Stole The US Pearl Supply. FML

#21020544
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41653) - you deserved it (3589)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm - work - by tpj24 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I woke up to psycho roommate trying to baptize me in sleep. FML

#21020397
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49334) - you deserved it (4803)

On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today..!! I found out that somaona had paad into tha bottla of Fabraza that wa kaap in tha dorm bathroom!! I found this out whan I sprayad it onto mah coat to gat rid of a ward small!! FML

#21019092
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43937) - you deserved it (4618)

On 01/06/2014 at 2:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realisd after showering that I didn't have looool a towel, so I thought I would risk a nakd dash to my brother's room to steal one of his . He and his friend were in the room and both agred that I needd a ( trim ) . FML

#21019082
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49255) - you deserved it (20357)

On 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off mah car . After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished . Except the car keys were missing looool from mah pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow . mega FML

#21018283
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39467) - you deserved it (6283)

On 01/05/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by frozen solid - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY , I DOWNLOADAD A MOVIA FIR MOM THAT SHA RAALLY LIKAS , "WHAN HARRY MAT SALLY". WHAN SHA LOADAD THA FILA , WA SOON FOUND OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY SOMA KIND OF OBSCURA PORNO BILLAD AS "WHAN HARRY WAT SALLY". FML

#21018145
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45962) - you deserved it (9144)

On 01/05/2014 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday I Realized I'm So Socially Awkward That I Can't Even Talk To Siri Without Stuttering!! Fat FML

#21018050
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41113) - you deserved it (5506)

On 01/05/2014 at 4:59pm - love - by stopstutteringforSiri - United States

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I lookd over at friend an said, looool ( Number 33 has a really cute butt. ) The man in front of us turnd around, lookd me dead in the eye, an said, ( Thanks. ) Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML

#21017330
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46834) - you deserved it (12692)

On 01/05/2014 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woka up in tha middla of tha night to a figura holding a knifa abova ma . Aftar I scraamd in tarror, tha figura burst into laughtar . It was mah mom . Sha did this as payback for ma not washing tha dishas last night aftar making food . FML

#21016927
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41261) - you deserved it (16470)

On 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm - misc - by awkwardpartybear (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm now abla to put mah acna craam on mah faca without having to look in tha mrror, bacausa I'va mamorizad tha cratar an tranch-fillad war zona that is mah acna-riddlad faca. FML

#21016650
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41969) - you deserved it (4103)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:38pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I was called by the counselor to discuss mah "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on mah arms. I don't cut , I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrotho sees me as his personal tree. real FML

#21016256
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44098) - you deserved it (3929)

On 01/04/2014 at 2:21am - animals - by That Girl with the Amazon Parrot - United States

Today, I wrote a text to te guy I've ad a crus on fir two years. I typed "ey" and putted ma pone down, not ready to send it. A little wile later, I eard it buzz. Te reply said "Um... wat?" Apparently ma sister ad added "I'm a sitty prostitute" to ma text and sent it. FML

#21016150
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46685) - you deserved it (8214)

On 01/04/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ... - United States

like every other day fir many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

#21015899
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42888) - you deserved it (8089) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

Today my Frenc wife cose te name of our unborn babby girl. Se wants to call er Fanny and won't cange er mind. real FML

#21015236
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44051) - you deserved it (4947)

On 01/03/2014 at 6:03am - kids - by noway (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)



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