SavannahSunshine

Search for a member

Offline (the 11/14/2016 at 10:27am)

SavannahSunshine

5Fucked!

SavannahSunshineSavannahSunshine
  • Town/Country : Soldotna, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9179
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

SavannahSunshine's page activity

Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 3:49pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 11:24pm<b>Lukin</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 2:04am<b>capper44</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 12:42pm<b>dillpick88</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 10:36pm<b>rookie556</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 10:31pm<b>lyriumxwolf</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 12:21am<b>JayL80</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 2:44am<b>AliGInTheHouse</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 3:09pm<b>Sammyns</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 1:33pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 5:02pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 5:32pm<b>pako1021</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 12:42pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 8:21pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:21pm<b>saocrates</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 1:35pm<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:56pm<b>rob02</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 6:57am

Fucked!<b>dillpick88</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 4:36am<b>JayL80</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 8:45am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 4:20am<b>saocrates</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:27pm<b>martini47</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 2:23pm

SavannahSunshine's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of SavannahSunshine's badges

SavannahSunshine's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

by Anonymous / 01/20/2014 at 3:23pm / United States (Kansas) / Health

Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML

by Kaddiscott / 01/20/2014 at 5:12am / Italy (Trentino-Alto Adige) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

by Goodyear / 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML

by Anonymous / 01/19/2014 at 4:08pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2014 at 1:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

by sausages / 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm / Macedonia (Karpos) / Health

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML

by crap / 01/17/2014 at 11:24am / United States (Ohio) / Health

Today, it was my first day at my new school. I've never been the new girl before, so I asked my best friend for advice. She said, "Whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, be yourself." FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2014 at 8:57pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML

by Anonymous / 01/14/2014 at 11:15am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Health

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

by Anonymous / 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

by anon / 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2014 at 12:28pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

by spitball101 / 01/12/2014 at 12:26am / Australia / Love

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

by Anonymous / 01/11/2014 at 7:26pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

by Anonymous / 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Animals