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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 211
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SaucyNuttBugget : I'm here to pass time while I poop.

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Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML


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