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SaucyNuttBugget
  • Town/Country : Lexington, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 November 1990 (23 years)
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About SaucyNuttBugget : I'm here to pass time while I poop.

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Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61571) - you deserved it (13915)

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