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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About SauceySarah : I myself am strange and unusual. Music is what makes my life worth living.

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Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail because he started a fight with a guy who didn't like owls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46106) - you deserved it (4285)

On 03/10/2014 at 4:22am - misc - by are you kidding me? - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML


I agree, your life sucks (50135) - you deserved it (7022)

On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26738) - you deserved it (58795)

On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was told I pull the "whole grunge look" off quite well. I don't dress "grunge", nor was that my intention. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32399) - you deserved it (5132)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:59pm - misc - by ashleylynn17 (woman) -

Today, the boy who sits next to me in class accidentally dropped his sketch pad. It turns out he's really talented at drawing portraits. They're so good that I could recognize myself in all of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47865) - you deserved it (7402)

On 02/12/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38956) - you deserved it (6811)

On 02/08/2014 at 10:12am - misc - by grandma - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57044) - you deserved it (20189)

On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48750) - you deserved it (5230)

On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37369) - you deserved it (33377)

On 01/07/2014 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML


I agree, your life sucks (54048) - you deserved it (6159)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51633) - you deserved it (12297)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53409) - you deserved it (27526)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my mom called to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope you aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again. Gifts should be returnable. And have a price." FML

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML


I agree, your life sucks (57367) - you deserved it (7495)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53298) - you deserved it (5141)

On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

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