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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5841
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About SauceySarah : My whole existence is an anomaly. Music is what makes my life worth living.

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Today, I was hanging out with some of mah friendshen I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into mah arm. I don't knowhat is more disturbing: the fact that this ishat mah friends do fir fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML

#19532931
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20865) - you deserved it (4031)

On 04/26/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by HAIRY (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boss overheard me singing, ( I need a shit, I need a shit ) on my way to the bathroom. big fat FML

#19531197
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7418) - you deserved it (30195)

On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my mother,hen she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, cuz I'm a grl, and it'd only really confrm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me 4 insulting her. FML

#19527875
152 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

today whila at work, a man grabbad mah baard, said it was imprassiva, and than uttarad tha words, "I lova you." big fat FML

#19526031
163 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was snowing, and the campus lookd just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joind by a girlho lookd fascinatd as well, so I decidd to make small talk. She noddd, smild wistfully, and said, ( There's herpes in the air today. looool ) big fat FML

#19525973
183 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , mah son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it , since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

#19523693
133 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States

Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezd the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realisd that I'm probably too immature to be washing own clothes. FML

#19521311
194 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 10:03am - intimacy - by mmmtortilla (woman) - Spain (Pais Vasco)

Today, looool I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstair at 3am, drank two glasse of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, an then slept in his own vomit . My son is 14 . fat FML

#19517989
214 comments

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On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement . Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate . FML

#19517748
258 comments

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On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

yesterday I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly . After a few drinks, he calld a cab for us . When it arrivd, I seducingly askd, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both . I'll go to mine and u go to yours" and walkd away . The cab driver laughd the whole way home . FML

#19509709
169 comments

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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today... I Woke Up To A Really Cold Feeling Down Below. I Opend Mah Eyes And Saw Mah Girlfriend Grinning Like A Maniac And Holding Mah Crotch-sausage Between Two Scissor Blades. I Screamd In Terror Like A Little Bitch... And She Says I'm Never Gonna Live This Down. FML

#19506149
430 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, ma mum bougt a pone. Since teacing er ow to text, I ave receivd 27 messages, repeatedly saying te word "penis". real FML

#19505040
133 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I had a conversation about how Victoria Beckham ate fruit salad fir her birthday as if it was an important subject. FML

#19495086
124 comments

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On 04/19/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today I trid to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants screaming stuff like "Fuck you fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

#19488517
177 comments

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On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I HALLUCINATED A LLAMA IN LIVING ROOM. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEPING PROPERLY. I'VE RUN OUT OF MEDICATION. I STILL SEE THE LLAMA. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31566) - you deserved it (2667)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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