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SauceySarah

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SauceySarah

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SauceySarahSauceySarah
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7438
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About SauceySarah : I myself am strange and unusual. Music is what makes my life worth living.

SauceySarah's page activity

Visits<b>medi507</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 7:46am<b>tiger820</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:16am<b>iterrible</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 4:39am<b>minhas6096</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:26am<b>ElWizardGavin</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 11:01pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 8:24pm<b>whatsittoyabitch</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 6:10pm<b>Jaymojustmaybe</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:26pm<b>januswraith6</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:26am<b>Cayers97</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:54am<b>bubsenn</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 6:27am<b>RaRitsujun</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:30am<b>JoeOfDoom</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:55am<b>lukian</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:02am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:36am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 2:04am<b>scshinobi</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:49am<b>Kylz</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:20am

Fucked!<b>medi507</b> - yesterday at 1:46pm<b>tiger820</b> - yesterday at 11:16am<b>lukian</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:02am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 6:57am<b>olpally</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:06pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:41pm<b>twistedtwincity</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 7:22am<b>joely_nathan</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 1:54pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 6:04am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 2:19am<b>sandman676</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:44am<b>zainman13</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:59pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 3:19pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 2:51pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:30am<b>ArthurL44</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 10:05pm<b>That_cuban_guy</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 8:44am<b>ransomdaniel</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 7:46am

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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SauceySarah's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

#19983177
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27541) - you deserved it (3076)

On 07/25/2012 at 9:03am - love - by Unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML

#19982867
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8833) - you deserved it (26014)

On 07/25/2012 at 2:14am - misc - by Rochelle (woman) - United States

Today, I went to my local coffee shop. I soon witnessed the girl making my drink apparently dislodge a wedgie from her ass-crack and then sneeze into her hands. When I confronted her, she loudly accused me of "visually molesting" her. FML

#19974801
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24807) - you deserved it (2019)

On 07/22/2012 at 12:48pm - misc - by bitchimgay (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

#19967913
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8400) - you deserved it (18721)

On 07/21/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by dawn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

#19961966
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35761) - you deserved it (3127)

On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

#19959638
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26685) - you deserved it (5827)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11484) - you deserved it (38312)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

#19957944
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31670) - you deserved it (2534)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

#19957248
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6980) - you deserved it (75231)

On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

#19951439
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7308) - you deserved it (53644)

On 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by mustachio101 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML

#19948855
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7015) - you deserved it (22189)

On 07/17/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, my cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, and making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML

#19941503
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23738) - you deserved it (3222)

On 07/15/2012 at 3:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

#19937636
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5459) - you deserved it (47945)

On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, I'm still freshly circumcised. My penis is still very sensitive, and I can't squat to grab stuff off the floor because of the pressure against my jeans. Kicking the objects up into my hands was working well, that is until I spilled a pack of 300 toothpicks all over the floor. FML

#19933924
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27495) - you deserved it (6913)

On 07/13/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)



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