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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6137
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About SauceySarah : I myself am strange and unusual. Music is what makes my life worth living.

SauceySarah's page activity

Visits<b>abbyade</b> - 5 hours ago<b>ivanfrombg</b> - 17 hours ago<b>abqjfc</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:25pm<b>ngrande22</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 7:11pm<b>RA91</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 6:33pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 5:51pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:33am<b>bhale0112</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:20am<b>MeAnd</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 3:10am<b>PseudoDan</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:10am<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:42am<b>Gillett</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:33am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:00am<b>CA4495</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:14am<b>ZachHatesPeople</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:24pm<b>MortenM</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:12am<b>EskimoCallboy22</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:32pm<b>shemademedoit</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 4:04am

Fucked!<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:09am<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:18pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:45pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:07am<b>paravoz</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 8:13am<b>marcdreyz</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:08am<b>mr_mac81</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 9:39am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 8:00pm<b>Murkyy</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 12:35am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 3:00pm<b>RA91</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 1:20pm<b>supreme_umbra</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 4:54am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 9:52am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 7:59am<b>whatshisname1066</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 4:30am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 5:31am

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SauceySarah's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML

#20151986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19811) - you deserved it (6397)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I looked over to see my grandfather looking thoughtfully at me. Feeling flattered because he rarely shows affection, I waved at him. He then said, "I was looking out the window" and continued to stare past my head out of the window. FML

#20150050
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17729) - you deserved it (1843)

On 11/06/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by Unappreciated Grandchild - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it was the obsessive girl from my class with a man-face I had avoided all semester. In conclusion, beer goggles are very real and very powerful. FML

#20149916
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11157) - you deserved it (41057)

On 11/06/2012 at 12:15am - intimacy - by coolguy (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML

#20141794
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24576) - you deserved it (3523)

On 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I broke a nail at school. The edge kept getting caught on things, so I thought I could file it down by rubbing it on my jeans. Apparently it looked like I was doing something else, because I was called into the principal's office to discuss why "certain things" should be done in private. FML

#20139255
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29940) - you deserved it (4969)

On 10/29/2012 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

#20138883
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30664) - you deserved it (5929)

On 10/29/2012 at 4:49pm - intimacy - by le_evan - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate, and I gave her a condom to put on me. She tried to open it with her teeth, but ripped it. That was my only condom. I'm now sitting here watching a soap opera with a boner. FML

#20129928
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31534) - you deserved it (10222)

On 10/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

#20128322
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29887) - you deserved it (4534)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper, I woke straight away and instinctively punched whoever was touching my dick. She forgave me, but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML

#20125284
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20817) - you deserved it (4734)

On 10/20/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by nahalDZ - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my girlfriend's new favorite TV show is Law and Order SVU. Now after every episode she insists on asking me if I'm sure I wasn't molested as a kid. She's still on the first season. FML

#20123502
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19842) - you deserved it (1567)

On 10/19/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by soprahb - United States

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

#20122551
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24889) - you deserved it (2933)

On 10/18/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by not as scarred as he should be (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML

#20122007
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16711) - you deserved it (4841)

On 10/18/2012 at 1:33am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML

#20120590
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23386) - you deserved it (3939) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

#20119371
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32066) - you deserved it (18513)

On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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