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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7478
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About SauceySarah : I myself am strange and unusual. Music is what makes my life worth living.

SauceySarah's page activity

Visits<b>andrewbezy</b> - 19 hours ago<b>yodam1</b> - yesterday at 9:50pm<b>bubsenn</b> - yesterday at 9:28pm<b>saadifti</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 11:34pm<b>HylianTwilight</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 6:11pm<b>schreibergx93</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 2:46pm<b>last_kings84</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:11pm<b>brndnmcmillan</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:11pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:10pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 11:00am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 10:36am<b>f36k</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 9:57am<b>hotrod1990</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 9:47am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 6:47am<b>gary8082</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 2:09am<b>whitevenom</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 12:28am<b>kissme24b</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 12:19am<b>Ruskiy_Cherep</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 12:15am

Fucked!<b>andrewbezy</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 5:23am<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 3:13am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 2:45am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:33am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 6:12am<b>medi507</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:46pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 11:16am<b>lukian</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:02am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 6:57am<b>olpally</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:06pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:41pm<b>twistedtwincity</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 7:22am<b>joely_nathan</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 1:54pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 6:04am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 2:19am<b>sandman676</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:44am<b>zainman13</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:59pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 3:19pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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SauceySarah's favorite FMLs

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28715) - you deserved it (3000)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I overheard my co-workers referring to me as "Uncle Fester". This is apparently my nickname around the office, and has been for nearly three years. I had no idea. FML

#21380389
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25553) - you deserved it (2380)

On 03/23/2015 at 9:49pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML

#21379134
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (614) - you deserved it (2495)

On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML

#21372460
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27441) - you deserved it (2700)

On 03/11/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML

#21369959
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36214) - you deserved it (3272)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32678) - you deserved it (3050)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

#21364742
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30156) - you deserved it (2262)

On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

#21351065
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27684) - you deserved it (2940)

On 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by barf (woman) - Ireland

Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML

#21347719
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30550) - you deserved it (3315)

On 02/01/2015 at 11:17am - intimacy - by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at an interview for one of the top universities in the U.S. Everything was going great until I choked on my own saliva and almost threw up on the interviewer. FML

Today, I got married. My grandpa took me aside afterwards and said that the moment the ceremony was over, he heard my wife's vagina slam shut. "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you and Rosy Palm now!" FML

#21347104
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28596) - you deserved it (2998)

On 01/31/2015 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

#21346882
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30067) - you deserved it (5216)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29468) - you deserved it (3343)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24439) - you deserved it (2657)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31191) - you deserved it (9609)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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