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SauceySarah

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7101
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About SauceySarah : I myself am strange and unusual. Music is what makes my life worth living.

SauceySarah's page activity

Visits<b>MrConcise</b> - 17 hours ago<b>Miss_Chevious</b> - 19 hours ago<b>TheTshirt</b> - yesterday at 12:04am<b>zainman13</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 2:00pm<b>f36k</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 11:33pm<b>PUCKSTOPPER1976</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 7:12pm<b>sandman676</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:01pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:19pm<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:43pm<b>bps315</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 5:50pm<b>Arsenal123</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:55pm<b>scshinobi</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:28pm<b>Greattitan2</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:36pm<b>fml254</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:31pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:33am<b>BasketballJones_</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 9:47am<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:11am<b>python199</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:08am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - 22 hours ago<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 2:19am<b>sandman676</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:44am<b>zainman13</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:59pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 3:19pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 2:51pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 2:30am<b>ArthurL44</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 10:05pm<b>That_cuban_guy</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 8:44am<b>ransomdaniel</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 7:46am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:26am<b>fuckobamaintheas</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 5:07am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 8:45pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 1:56pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 10:06am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:09am<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 10:18pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:45pm

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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SauceySarah's favorite FMLs

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

#21433135
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23069) - you deserved it (3947)

On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

#21429349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25364) - you deserved it (2989)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20309) - you deserved it (12349)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I turned on an old radio I haven't used for a long time and a pack of very small spiders came rushing out of the speakers when I turned up the volume. Guess they didn't like the groove. FML

Today, my neighbor came over to borrow my lawnmower. As I have previously loaned it to him and he returned it broken, I refused. He then promptly ate the strawberries off my daughter's small strawberry plant and stormed off. FML

#21424116
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25520) - you deserved it (1598)

On 06/10/2015 at 8:13pm - misc - by its still broken (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

#21423894
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35140) - you deserved it (6957)

On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML

#21420435
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24571) - you deserved it (4897)

On 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by officeditz - United States (Florida)

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML

#21417851
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29448) - you deserved it (2491)

On 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML

#21417394
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25939) - you deserved it (4758)

On 05/29/2015 at 12:16am - misc - by idonthavereligion (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

#21395572
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38844) - you deserved it (5032)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:01am - kids - by Anonymus (woman) - Sweden

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28636) - you deserved it (2992)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I overheard my co-workers referring to me as "Uncle Fester". This is apparently my nickname around the office, and has been for nearly three years. I had no idea. FML

#21380389
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25533) - you deserved it (2380)

On 03/23/2015 at 9:49pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML

#21379134
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (594) - you deserved it (2484)

On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML

#21372460
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27414) - you deserved it (2699)

On 03/11/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML

#21369959
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36094) - you deserved it (3270)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)



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