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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 February 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 429
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Saub : Is it Togos or To-Goes? -Dokudokus
Kick your ass. -Kanki
Shoutout to bridgestone tires -Sean

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Saub's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36443) - you deserved it (22998)

On 07/01/2014 at 5:57pm - misc - by wiifantcso (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44001) - you deserved it (3655)

On 07/17/2013 at 1:38pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59912) - you deserved it (3401)

On 06/13/2013 at 3:05am - health - by _Tatyana_ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24019) - you deserved it (3226)

On 12/03/2012 at 7:38pm - misc - by FlyingFist - United States

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27974) - you deserved it (5566)

On 10/08/2012 at 3:14am - love - by stoych (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (4874)

On 05/02/2012 at 2:16am - love - by muddled (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37802) - you deserved it (3301)

On 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46022) - you deserved it (5901)

On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10208) - you deserved it (72241)

On 08/10/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by hitandrun (woman) - United States (Washington)

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