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Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
by Stunned / 02/04/2013 at 4:15am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
by Why Me? / 01/31/2013 at 4:07am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
by dynah114 / 01/27/2013 at 2:08pm / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML
by milkshake / 01/22/2013 at 7:29pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Keastwood013 / 01/18/2013 at 10:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by anon / 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by ashbeat / 01/01/2013 at 10:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2012 at 2:58am / United States / Work
by gassy / 12/29/2012 at 4:32am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML
by Shelle / 12/26/2012 at 3:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2012 at 2:12am / United States / Intimacy
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
by Dog_Lover / 12/18/2012 at 10:30am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by reedcarter / 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the… Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete… Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying"…
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to…