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Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

#33444
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53197) - you deserved it (5735)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6985) - you deserved it (61580)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22529) - you deserved it (6810)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23335) - you deserved it (3181)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43711) - you deserved it (9434)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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