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Today, I Was Playing With My Cat An Holding Her Upside Down. She Startd Frantically Meowing, But I Still Continud On Playing With Her. Seconds Later, She Got Explosive Diarrhea Everywhere, Including My Hair, Face, Shrt, An Mouth. FML

#6040097
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10890) - you deserved it (80092)

On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town!! While driving back to her car I couldn't find mah phone so she offered to call it!! She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called her name cummed up as "Sabrina-IGNORE"!! FML

#5480779
69 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 4:05am - misc - by veggocake (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I missd my bus by a minute. I calld up my step dad asking im if e can drive me because I ad a test frst period. After about calling im twenty times, and im not picking up, I see im drive by te bus stop pointing at me and lauging ysterically. FML

#5448757
114 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by NotFunny (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I was working shift at a fancy restaurant an it had been a really hard day. My parent came in to have dinner an surprise me. After paying they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way no tip cuz u stink at serving." real FML

#4231634
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41967) - you deserved it (6557)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:12pm - work - by waiterrrrrrrrr (woman) - United States (Iowa)

yesterday I was with mah mom and mah boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and mah mom excitedly says ( You have friends! ) As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says ( Kidding, it's just me. ) My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

#4229570
141 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day an asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when thier killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, an now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. big fat FML

#4188521
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42518) - you deserved it (8585)

On 07/31/2009 at 6:46pm - love - by deadbunnies (woman) - United States (California)

Today, Ma Little 7 And 6 Year Old Cousins Came Visit Ma Family Ome!! I Eard Te Oldest One Say Tat Ma Sister Was Nice And Pretty!! Ten Te Youngest Replied ( Yea, But Te Older One As Te Face Of A Murderer!! ) FML

#4175407
78 comments

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On 07/31/2009 at 12:01am - kids - by BadMurderer (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

Today , my girlfriend,ho never initiates sex , pulld me into my room and onto my bd with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this fir once , she reaches down , grabs my underwear , and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever receivd.

#3684210
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71493) - you deserved it (12613)

On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Have To Choose Between One Eyebrow Or None Because I'm A Heavy Sleeper And Mah Brother Is A Moron. FML

#3669830
160 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walkd by and smackd my ass. I lookd at her , shockd , and she said , ( It was too tempting with u bent over like that , I have a dirty old mind. ) I didn't knowhether to be flatterd or horrifid. Maybe both. FML

#3661940
137 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 5:10am - work - by grannysmack (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Taday mah boyfriend calld me to break up with looool me. Immediately after we hung up, I startd crying hysterically. I thought I diald mah best friend, and as soon as the line pickd up, I yelld, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replid, "Yeah, I know I did." big fat FML

#3641578
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43879) - you deserved it (18528)

On 07/10/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Driving Home Through The Middle Of Nowhere When A Screw Punctured Mah Car Tre. I Arrived At The Town's Only Auto Shop To Find That It Had Closed Early. Frantic, I Dialed The Emergency Number Listed On The Shop's Locked Door. On The Other Side Of The Glass, A Phone Began To Ring. FML

#3579421
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49137) - you deserved it (3225)

On 07/08/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

my girlfriend missed our date, so I text her angry, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. 5 Minutes later I get a picture message of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her looool mother saying "Shut the **** up, she had appendicitis." fat FML

#3361176
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15680) - you deserved it (87659)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:20am - love - by annoyedguy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah mom had a talk with me while mah dad was out . She said to stop using her lotion fir mah masturbation sessions . I asked her how long did she know . She replied with, "Ever since we putted up that camera in the living room fir burglars, where u happen to watch yur porn." FML

#3354281
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25833) - you deserved it (45903)

On 06/30/2009 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

today I was casiering at Target wen an old woman came into my ceckout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms , a bottle of KY sensual lube , and two colorful tongs. As I'm scanning tese , se leans in and wispers , "I love toys." FML

#3129056
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51177) - you deserved it (3100)

On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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