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Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML


I agree, your life sucks (60821) - you deserved it (3304)

On 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Alex - United States (Hawaii)

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37433) - you deserved it (5591)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:20pm - kids - by Someone (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my neighbours that I wasn't "watching porn" earlier, and that I was honestly just watching an episode of Game of Thrones. FML

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