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Saso

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1195
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Saso's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28672) - you deserved it (2887)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML

#19791945
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29506) - you deserved it (2405)

On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

#19640630
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7140) - you deserved it (51581)

On 05/18/2012 at 3:41am - health - by TLJ321 -

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10935) - you deserved it (27064)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33639) - you deserved it (3092)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

#19117009
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29904) - you deserved it (4701)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

#18710808
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28639) - you deserved it (7974)

On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26230) - you deserved it (9177)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

#18533442
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23229) - you deserved it (3378)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

#18433688
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26018) - you deserved it (8426)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56819) - you deserved it (8428)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16933) - you deserved it (30723)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16933) - you deserved it (30723)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12538) - you deserved it (23889)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

#17489225
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28743) - you deserved it (15172)

On 08/16/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by erineilis - United States (New York)



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