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  • Town/Country : Cairo, Egypt
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 July 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5676
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Saso : I'm a business administration student, I love reading and writing, and I love chatting and making friends almost as much, so make sure to leave me a message ! ;)

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Visits<b>Cagara</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 9:36am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 2:55am<b>chazic300</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 7:29am<b>nadeemgaafar</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 10:11am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 3:28am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 8:52pm<b>baileyx7439</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 8:07pm<b>xKG33x</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 8:58pm<b>jaiyow</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 4:15am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 5:00pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 3:20am<b>KingSquisher</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 1:35am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 1:14am<b>jumbalia94</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 2:24pm<b>RyRoz</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 6:28am<b>AyaE</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 5:54pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 12:16am<b>IHeartMinecraft</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 9:44am

Fucked!<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 9:28am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 4:52am<b>IHeartMinecraft</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 2:44pm<b>Yo7ossam</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 1:40pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 9:24pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 5:07am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 1:33pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 4:37am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 10:06pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 7:02pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 8:07am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 1:23am<b>gary3768</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:01pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 8:20pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 7:11pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:30am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:35pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 4:34am

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Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

by FattestUgliestPerson / 01/18/2014 at 4:45am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Kids

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

by jseid2 / 01/15/2014 at 12:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML

by Anonymous / 01/14/2014 at 3:09pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy

Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML

by Anonymous / 01/14/2014 at 11:15am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Health

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

by anon / 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, I learned that my new parakeet hates her reflection, and will screech loudly day and night unless I take the mirror out. My other parakeet loves the mirror and constantly cries out when I remove it. I can't win. FML

by bird / 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML

by LeaveHimAlone / 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML

by nopissleft / 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

by Crystal_Nicole / 12/14/2013 at 12:05am / United States (Kansas) / Animals

Today, working as a cashier, I had a customer come through and ask to purchase a bag of ice. I asked, "Eight pound or twenty pound?", referring to the clearly marked weight of the bags. He replied, "What's the difference?" FML

by Anonymous / 11/12/2013 at 6:56pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML

by nevergoingtopeeagain / 11/06/2013 at 7:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

by Anonymous / 10/28/2013 at 2:31am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Miscellaneous

Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML

by and she blames me -_- / 10/13/2013 at 5:50pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money

Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML

by Anonymous / 10/11/2013 at 7:45am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous