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Saso

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2993
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Saso : I'm a business administration student, I love reading and writing, and I love chatting and making friends almost as much, so make sure to leave me a message ! ;)

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yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65466) - you deserved it (32785)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. mega FML

#21102655
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40716) - you deserved it (5845)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:13am - misc - by Why (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Trew An Eraser At Ma Broter To Get Is Attention Cuz E Couldn't Ear Me Over Is Music. Bieng In A Bad Mood, E Tougt I Was Trying To Aggravate Is Bad Mood And Responded By Trowing A Small Desk Cactus Back. FML

#21071018
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37889) - you deserved it (13419)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by ThatGuyWithFMLs (man) - Japan (Osaka)

Yesterday, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably an wouldn't say wat was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad an she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML

#21070396
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45826) - you deserved it (4322)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, mah mom made a Facebook status about me: looool ( My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch ). FML

#21057121
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47700) - you deserved it (8064)

On 02/11/2014 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

at work, a customer asked me to unlock the restroom fir them . I honestly couldn't figure out which gender they were, but I didn't want to be rude an ask, so I took a chance . I unlocked the wrong one . FML

#21056381
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44042) - you deserved it (5222)

On 02/10/2014 at 3:48pm - work - by elizabethkalyn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , my boyfriand told ma ha doasn't think ha should marry ma , cuz I hava kids. Thay'ra his kids. big fat FML

#21055090
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54452) - you deserved it (7095)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:20am - love - by Tara115 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Was Braast Faading Mah Son. Out Of Nowhara, Ha Bit Mah Nippla Hard, Causing Ma To Scraam In Pain. Ha Gigglad With Mah Nippla Still Batwaan His Taath. FML

Today, mah daughter hugged me around the neck andhispered, "I'm going to cut yur head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now!! FML

#21043189
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43742) - you deserved it (5365)

On 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

today I realized that mah dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog... an I have a Master's degree. FML

#21042693
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41102) - you deserved it (5259)

On 01/28/2014 at 3:22am - animals - by Pooper scooper - Guam

Today, my grlfriand dumpad ma bacausa sha found soma lasbian porn on my computar. Har raasoning? That I must sacratly ba gay. FML

#21042109
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46910) - you deserved it (10713)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML

#21041278
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41553) - you deserved it (12535)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I had to explain to mah father that when mah friends sleep over , it's not acceptable to sneak into mah room in the middle of the night and dig through there stuff. FML

#21039686
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49499) - you deserved it (4002)

On 01/25/2014 at 3:34pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML

#21039460
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52396) - you deserved it (8862)

On 01/25/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by sally - United States (Georgia)

my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

#21039368
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45488) - you deserved it (6952)

On 01/25/2014 at 10:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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