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Saso

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  • Town/Country : Cairo, Egypt
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4131
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Saso : I'm a business administration student, I love reading and writing, and I love chatting and making friends almost as much, so make sure to leave me a message ! ;)

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Saso's favorite FMLs

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36596) - you deserved it (2438)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while my husband and I were having sex, my cat decided to join in on our moans by crying at the door the entire time. He stopped as soon as we finished. FML

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

#21290572
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37481) - you deserved it (4445)

On 11/02/2014 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML

#21289931
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34015) - you deserved it (2835)

On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

#21289746
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37295) - you deserved it (5287)

On 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got sick at school. When someone called my mom for permission for me to leave, she told them she doesn't have a daughter and to never call that number again. FML

Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully in a perfect 'L' shape in the centre of my forehead. FML

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

#21270163
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45652) - you deserved it (4272)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

#21270163
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45652) - you deserved it (4272)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

#21269654
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32830) - you deserved it (4548)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML

#21268609
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34544) - you deserved it (2704)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:05pm - misc - by Hi, I'm Heather - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

#21266558
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32529) - you deserved it (6174)

On 09/27/2014 at 7:55pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML

#21264917
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25871) - you deserved it (6282)

On 09/25/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike to work. In the hospital, every single nurse lectured me about how I wouldn't be here if I wore a helmet, which I'm sure would be really helpful to my broken leg. FML

#21262936
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40029) - you deserved it (5036)

On 09/22/2014 at 2:45am - health - by thebrokentardis (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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