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  • Town/Country : Cairo, Egypt
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 July 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6494
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Saso : I'm a business administration student, I love reading and writing, and I love chatting and making friends almost as much, so make sure to leave me a message ! ;)

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Visits<b>Cagara</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 11:16am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 2:55am<b>chazic300</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 7:29am<b>nadeemgaafar</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 10:11am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 3:28am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 8:52pm<b>baileyx7439</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 8:07pm<b>xKG33x</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 8:58pm<b>jaiyow</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 4:15am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 5:00pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 3:20am<b>KingSquisher</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 1:35am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 1:14am<b>jumbalia94</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 2:24pm<b>RyRoz</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 6:28am<b>AyaE</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 5:54pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 12:16am<b>IHeartMinecraft</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 9:44am

Fucked!<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 9:28am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 4:52am<b>IHeartMinecraft</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 2:44pm<b>Yo7ossam</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 1:40pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 9:24pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 5:07am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 1:33pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 4:37am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 10:06pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 7:02pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 8:07am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 1:23am<b>gary3768</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:01pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 8:20pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 7:11pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:30am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:35pm<b>dk1991</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 4:34am

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Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML

by Anonymou$ / 11/06/2014 at 6:37pm / United States (Alabama) / Money

Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML

by jobless / 11/05/2014 at 9:03pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I took a army-mandated personality evaluation test. The results said I had a high chance of schizophrenia and multiple personality syndrome. Part of me says that the test is probably spot-on, the other part says it has to be a mistake. Apparently this is another sign of schizophrenia. FML

Today, I managed to convince my sister that when you press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML

by aineroo / 11/05/2014 at 4:25pm / Ireland (Galway) / Miscellaneous

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

by spooked / 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, while my husband and I were having sex, my cat decided to join in on our moans by crying at the door the entire time. He stopped as soon as we finished. FML

by boobear511 / 11/02/2014 at 7:26pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

by Anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 2:47pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML

by ThaBoss12 / 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I got sick at school. When someone called my mom for permission for me to leave, she told them she doesn't have a daughter and to never call that number again. FML

by thealaskanyoung / 10/29/2014 at 11:58pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully in a perfect 'L' shape in the centre of my forehead. FML

by SeriousJoker72 / 10/10/2014 at 9:17pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health

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Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

by mykodu / 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML

by Hi, I'm Heather / 09/30/2014 at 10:05pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous