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Saso

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Saso

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2635
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Saso : I'm a business administration student, I love reading and writing, and I love chatting and making friends almost as much, so make sure to leave me a message ! ;)

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Saso's favorite FMLs

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34031) - you deserved it (3038)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28782) - you deserved it (1978)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML

#21342258
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26990) - you deserved it (2632)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

#21337071
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33621) - you deserved it (2689)

On 01/14/2015 at 4:48pm - love - by SouthPaw (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

#21336365
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34725) - you deserved it (2847)

On 01/13/2015 at 11:25am - love - by can't win - Australia

Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML

#21336247
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29662) - you deserved it (1991)

On 01/13/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by livingstonjamie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43369) - you deserved it (2738)

On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML

#21332650
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29616) - you deserved it (2337)

On 01/07/2015 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

#21331973
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26445) - you deserved it (4274)

On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

#21322801
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37376) - you deserved it (2921)

On 12/23/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, a customer came in with a laptop smashed beyond repair. She asked if we could recover her files, but thanks to my idiot boss' new store policy I had to ask her a bunch of questions, including if she had tried "turning it on and off". She stared at me, speechless, like I was a complete moron. FML

#21321539
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34495) - you deserved it (3737)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML

#21310328
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29063) - you deserved it (6147)

On 12/02/2014 at 8:14pm - misc - by smiles (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML

#21310320
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28534) - you deserved it (5095)

On 12/02/2014 at 7:56pm - animals - by allykat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML

#21307823
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38099) - you deserved it (2502)

On 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm - misc - by idiots - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

#21306286
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38254) - you deserved it (3158)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)



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