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About SashaPierterse : I know the username got messed up, it's Sasha Pieterse, not Sasha Pierterse.
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Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML


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