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  • Town/Country : Brazil, Nicaragua
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML


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On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 8:52am - misc - by Kaboom (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML


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On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML


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On 04/14/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today , I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money saying its collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then uses his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and wins 500 dollars. The jackass wouldnt split it. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by AJShow80 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML


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On 04/03/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by lalanon (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML


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On 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by toast - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML


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On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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