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SarcasticShade

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 446
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SarcasticShade : I'm a person who does and doesn't do things. I like and hate things. I live somewhere and my favorite thing to eat is food.

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Today, I got te ending to Breaking Bad spoild for me by a casier wile I was buying te final season box-set . FML

#20979412
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41464) - you deserved it (3778)

On 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by nemesis5196523 (man) - United States (Utah)

looool Yesterday , my boyfriend got on one knee an started talking about ow we met. Knowing wat was coming , I started tearing up , absolutely sure e was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes , e quickly stood up an yelled "HAH , JUST KIDDING". FML

#20967193
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59974) - you deserved it (5553)

On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The ( weapon ) was a pocket fan. FML

#20967061
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41041) - you deserved it (2897)

On 11/22/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today,hile babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him dead body, then draw all over face. I'm stuck with her fir another two hours. FML

#20966535
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44635) - you deserved it (3338)

On 11/22/2013 at 1:20am - kids - by spooked (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place hich turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

#20965857
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47263) - you deserved it (9399)

On 11/21/2013 at 3:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today... I'm moving from Arizona to Wasington Stata wit my 2 cats in my car. I'va only just laft and just laarnad tat ona cat gats carsick and ta otar strass farts. Only 956 mora milas to go. FML

#20962468
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43107) - you deserved it (5848)

On 11/18/2013 at 6:47pm - animals - by Catcrap! - United States (California)

TADAY I TURNED 30. WHILE ALL MY FRIEND R GETTING MARRIED, FURTHERING CAREER AND HAVING CHILDREN, I'M STILL SAT AROUND BIENG AS IMMATURE AS I WAS AS A TEENAGER. I'M GOING THROUGH A CLASSIC CASE OF PREMATURE AGE-JACULATION. I LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTE AFTER COMING UP WITH THAT. FML

Today , I realizd I ned to start hitting looool the gym , when my boyfriend actually utilizd my love handles during sex. FML

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair . It won . FML

#20961117
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29174) - you deserved it (10850)

On 11/17/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by what_a_loner - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I trid to storm out of the room during an argument... but walkd face-first into our closd sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughd so hard that he had to sit down. Later... we noticd the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it... because he wants to show it to everyone. FML

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

#20959913
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40685) - you deserved it (2898)

On 11/16/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by gonnafail (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I introduced my girlfriend to my parents despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger y not if she'd ever consider it in future and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

#20959018
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38641) - you deserved it (2783)

On 11/15/2013 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discoverd that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

#20947273
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54649) - you deserved it (6920)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

2day my usband an I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing te matter again!! Later on, e made us lasagna!! Te moment I swallowed te first moutful, e smirked, ten started snickering uncontrollably!! Wat te fuck did e do to my food? FML

#20942539
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46766) - you deserved it (5336)

On 11/02/2013 at 1:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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