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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57403) - you deserved it (7983)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60630) - you deserved it (6693)

On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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