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Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62520) - you deserved it (8911)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61092) - you deserved it (6735)

On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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