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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1427
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Sarairwin49 : 19 years old- i love music- I'm country/rocker- i have a heart of gold.-I'm a great friend, and will listen if anyone needs someone to talk to- I'm short(bout 5'4) - I love to read- I just finished high school (yay!!)- I'm a big city girl- I spend a lot of time online- I love to cook and try new foods- I'm pro life- love=love - open minded- love making new friends- love learning new languages- adventurous- self-conscious xc- i believe inner beauty is what counts- hard working- I'm taken my the best ~12.11.12~- Feel free to message me!! ( nothing dirty or flirty please!) Thanks!

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Today, I boardad a plana. A woman dacidad that sha didn't lika whara sha put har carry on luggaga and pullad it out from ovar my haad. Tha haavy luggaga than fall right into my faca, tha whaal smacking ma in tha mouth busting my lip opan. Sha just laughad and waltzad away without a word. FML

#21352523
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36814) - you deserved it (2075)

On 02/09/2015 at 1:23am - health - by wellalrightythen - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realizd mah job working with food is getting to me . While having sex with mah boyfriend, I fell asleep . He askd me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talkd, saying "I'm chopping lettuce" . FML

#21343098
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (3747)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by xoragebaby - United States

today I proposd to mah girlfriend . She said, "Can't, bigamy's illegal." I still don't know if she was joking or not, because she keeps changing the subjecthenever I mention it . FML

#21322691
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29502) - you deserved it (2501)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I proposed to mah girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeles gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, ( Bitche man. ) I cried. FML

#21315476
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39296) - you deserved it (2693)

On 12/11/2014 at 7:01am - love - by Brasilian29 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend 4 touching up, but unforchinitly we had a major argument recently. I guess that's y in the photos I've been photoshoppd out and replacd with a goat. mega FML

#21283103
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31455) - you deserved it (6332)

On 10/22/2014 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get ( ready ) and accidentally came. He said ( I was thinking of u though. looool ) FML

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41120) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today looool , I had to awkwardly grab mah pink dildo after mah husband's friend askd what it was that mah dog was chewing on. mega FML

Today, I went to mah weekly AA meeting!! It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker!! Not 5 minutes into mah speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt!! FML

#21217633
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21298) - you deserved it (50041)

On 07/22/2014 at 7:20pm - health - by dypshyyt - United States (Florida)

2day my boyfriend and I were about to make love fir the first time. The moment my bra came off, he startd hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much fir that. FML

#21208053
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50192) - you deserved it (5354)

On 07/13/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, mah two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at mah head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

#21143663
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43106) - you deserved it (4912)

On 05/18/2014 at 3:51am - kids - by WolfieJL (woman) - United States

TODAY, WHILE AT A RESTAURANT WITH MY HUSBAND 4 OUR 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, HE KEPT BEHAVING STRANGELY, BREATHING DEEPLY AN EVENTUALLY SIGHING HAPPILY. I THOUGHT THE WINE HAD JUST GONE TO HIS HEAD. NOPE; HE PROUDLY ADMITTED LATER THAT HE'D JERKED OFF WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING, EVEN ME. FML

#21126320
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43777) - you deserved it (4996)

On 04/29/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by god (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

2day after beating myself up 4 bieng useles an bieng able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML

#21124429
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36978) - you deserved it (5687)

On 04/27/2014 at 3:16pm - misc - by failureatlife - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I opanad up a snapchat from mah bast friand. I racaivad a full an datailad viaw of har an har boyfriand having sax. All I wantad to know was how har Valantina's Day dinnar want. FML

#21060866
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50647) - you deserved it (8820)

On 02/14/2014 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by waymoreiwanted (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I donated blood. Afterwards, I regained consciousness on the floor with a half-eaten cookie in mah mouth. FML



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