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Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear an smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there 4 at least 30 seconds in shock, anhen I backed away he was still looking at them. big fat FML

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, mah sock caught mah chain and I flipped over mah bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 7:08am - kids - by fallsdownplenty45 (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppin by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. mega FML

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On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nereby. I tried to get his attention by taking off mah shrt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking 4 mah number, he just said "Can u please putted that back on? Thanks". FML

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On 05/03/2009 at 8:36pm - misc - by Gjkashldf (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes an a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows an blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. big fat FML

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On 05/03/2009 at 6:16pm - health - by Cherub (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

TODAY, I WAS EMAILING MAH PROFESSOR ABOUT WAT CHAPTERS OUR TEST IS ON THIS AFTERNOON. SHE ACCIDENTALLY EMAILD ME INFORMING ME OF THE DATE SHE WENT ON LAST NIGHT, INCLUDING THAT SHE ( GOT LAID... YAY!! ) AN A PICTURE. I STILL DON'T KNOW WAT CHAPTERS I'M BEING TESTD ON. FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 1:12pm - intimacy - by TMI (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

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On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday mah boyfriend and I had sex fir the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?" FML

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On 03/31/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to putted his penis in my mouth. FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)



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