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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 325
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Sarahandlucas : I am happily taken by the best bf in the world. And also it's useless in messaging me cause I'm not on here to talk make new friends or anything just here for entertainment.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, I, for some reason, was talking to my mom about money. I jokingly said that the reason we're short on cash is because of her internet porn addiction. She replied, with a straight face, "How did you know?" I'm still not sure if she's joking or not. FML


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