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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1240
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Sarah_moustache : Hey guys!(: it's Sarah!

I love the bands: Panic! At the Disco, Boys Like Girls, The Fray, OneRepublic, The Ready Set, Runner Runner, and 30 Seconds to Mars.

I'm really sweet as well as a major gamer!

I love Mw2, Mw3, occasionally black ops, Happy wheels, Of course the Mario games, Assassins Creed, GTA 4, 3, and 2. I'll play just about anything!

Don't ask me for my gamertag, I don't roll like that.

Smosh are my idols, but I also love Toby Turner (Tobuscus), Pewdiepie, Jenna Marbles, and Nigahiga. (YouTube Stars)

My birthday is the same as Chuck Norris!

I love to talk to people, so message me anytime and I'll respond ASAP! (:

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Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML


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On 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML


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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML


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On 11/25/2011 at 3:44am - health - by Sammy - United States (Georgia)

Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men." he said "Oh ya, me too! I really like buff guys also." FML


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