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About Sarah_moustache : Hey guys!(: it's Sarah!
I love the bands: Panic! At the Disco, Boys Like Girls, The Fray, OneRepublic, The Ready Set, Runner Runner, and 30 Seconds to Mars.
I'm really sweet as well as a major gamer!
I love Mw2, Mw3, occasionally black ops, Happy wheels, Of course the Mario games, Assassins Creed, GTA 4, 3, and 2. I'll play just about anything!
Don't ask me for my gamertag, I don't roll like that.
Smosh are my idols, but I also love Toby Turner (Tobuscus), Pewdiepie, Jenna Marbles, and Nigahiga. (YouTube Stars)
My birthday is the same as Chuck Norris!
I love to talk to people, so message me anytime and I'll respond ASAP! (:
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Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML
Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men." he said "Oh ya, me too! I really like buff guys also." FML
Monday 30 November 2015