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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1052
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Sarah_moustache : Hey guys!(: it's Sarah!

I love the bands: Panic! At the Disco, Boys Like Girls, The Fray, OneRepublic, The Ready Set, Runner Runner, and 30 Seconds to Mars.

I'm really sweet as well as a major gamer!

I love Mw2, Mw3, occasionally black ops, Happy wheels, Of course the Mario games, Assassins Creed, GTA 4, 3, and 2. I'll play just about anything!

Don't ask me for my gamertag, I don't roll like that.


Smosh are my idols, but I also love Toby Turner (Tobuscus), Pewdiepie, Jenna Marbles, and Nigahiga. (YouTube Stars)

My birthday is the same as Chuck Norris!

I love to talk to people, so message me anytime and I'll respond ASAP! (:

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Sarah_moustache's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

#19737125
142 comments

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On 06/05/2012 at 3:27am - misc - by KenzFell (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I joined a local interest website, hoping to make some friends in my area. I don't think I've ever met so many guys before who introduce themselves with pictures of their cocks. FML

#19678592
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19965) - you deserved it (5249)

On 05/25/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

#19291584
100 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

#19291503
91 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

#19215354
192 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML

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248 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

#19139021
142 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

#19139021
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36767) - you deserved it (3324)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year old man with a cold. FML

#19105693
90 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 5:07am - misc - by sleepless - United States

Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML

#18631898
220 comments

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On 12/28/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

#18631764
94 comments

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On 12/28/2011 at 2:57am - health - by Fatty - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
137 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

#18623946
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (6453)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

#18623921
129 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 10:15am - health - by themuffinman (man) - Japan

Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML

#18615035
117 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia



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