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About Sarah_moustache : Hey guys!(: it's Sarah!
I love the bands: Panic! At the Disco, Boys Like Girls, The Fray, OneRepublic, The Ready Set, Runner Runner, and 30 Seconds to Mars.
I'm really sweet as well as a major gamer!
I love Mw2, Mw3, occasionally black ops, Happy wheels, Of course the Mario games, Assassins Creed, GTA 4, 3, and 2. I'll play just about anything!
Don't ask me for my gamertag, I don't roll like that.
Smosh are my idols, but I also love Toby Turner (Tobuscus), Pewdiepie, Jenna Marbles, and Nigahiga. (YouTube Stars)
My birthday is the same as Chuck Norris!
I love to talk to people, so message me anytime and I'll respond ASAP! (:
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Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Friday 28 August 2015