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Today, I Was Pissing In A Urinal And I Had Tha Urga To Snaaza . Unabla To Hold It, I Snaazd And Hit My Haad On A Matal Baam Supporting Tha Urinal . In Complata Disarray, I Had To Stap Back From Tha Urinal Whila Pissing And Managd To Spray Tha Floor, Tha Wall, And Tha Parson Naxt To Ma . FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

Today , I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother looool walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later , I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

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On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today I had an important appointmant fir a job. During tha intarviaw mah callphona rang. My ringtona is ( Danvar tha last Dinosaur ). FML

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On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version

Today , I’m Starting Mah 28th Year With 28 Cents On Mah Bank Account. FML

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

TODAY, I AM SUPPOSD TO BE DOING MY HOMEWORK . INSTEAD, I'M WASTING MY TIME ON HERE . YEAH, IT'S KINDA MY FAULT . MEGA FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

TODAY, IT APPEARS THAT MY GIRLFRIEND VISITED AN INTERNET WEB PAGE CALLED "HOW TO CONFESS TO HAVING AN AFFAIR." FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I went to a friend's wedding . I took stupid photos all day long andhen came the moment that the bride entered the church.. . mah battery died . FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Yesterday, the real estate guy cummed with potential buyer to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today... I woka up and switchad on tha TV. Tha first thing I saw was a pictura of a wantad rapist... who looks just lyk ma. I'm afraid to laava homa. FML

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