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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1459
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

by iliketurtles / 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

by Boredom / 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

by Dothy / 11/17/2008 at 4:54am / France (Aquitaine) / Work

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

by bipbip / 11/12/2008 at 2:53am / Work

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

by bipbip / 11/12/2008 at 2:53am / Work

Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML

by Yohm / 11/06/2008 at 4:41am / Money

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

by Hth / 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

by me / 10/27/2008 at 10:53am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

by damnit / 10/27/2008 at 5:08am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

by Erasmus / 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm / France (Haute-Normandie) / Geek

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

by rmL / 10/13/2008 at 4:31am / Intimacy

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous