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SarahPilko's favorite FMLs
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
by iliketurtles / 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
by Boredom / 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm / United States / Intimacy
by Dothy / 11/17/2008 at 4:54am / France (Aquitaine) / Work
Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
by Hth / 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
by damnit / 10/27/2008 at 5:08am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Erasmus / 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm / France (Haute-Normandie) / Geek
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would… Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the… Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who…