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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 February 1983 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 778
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SarahMarie83 : I\'m the godless liberal that your parents warned you about.

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Today, I held my cousin's new baby, whom I have nicknamed Canteloupe Head. He then reenacted the Exorcist by projectile vomiting all over my lap and shirt. His mom is a firm believer in karma. FML

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On 10/13/2010 at 12:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML

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151 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

#13397431
202 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

#13380942
119 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 5:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

#13274017
107 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

#13241865
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On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I am a 22 year old male with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

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208 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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