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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 August 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 769
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (211499) - you deserved it (35121)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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42 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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