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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1105
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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today I was called by a restricted number. Te man on te pone ten explained to me in detail wat I was doing at every second tat I was on te pone wit im. I'm scared to leave my ouse. FML

#18304644
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46028) - you deserved it (2837)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today... I was nakd... still deciding what to wear... when the doorbell rang. I grabbd the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answerd the door... it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking... I turnd around to grab my purse.

#18259551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14521) - you deserved it (30457)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startld and ped all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30004) - you deserved it (22267)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. big fat FML

#18190231
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43870) - you deserved it (7944)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony !! I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see !! FML

#18182863
149 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I looool liked it." FML

#18180639
98 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by Cat - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was getting intimate with husband on our anniversary day. He climbd on top of me an firmly placd his penis on nose. When I askd him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter an said I lookd just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
205 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

today there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning 4 the last half hour. FML

#18080795
134 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm - health - by lanikai610 - United States

Today.. . I went to the store to pick up some tampons . After waiting in line fir about 10 minutes.. . the male cashier lookd at me when I was leaving and said.. . "Have a nice.. . week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Was Threatened With Suspension From School Because Of My Nose Piercing. I Had To Explain That It's Actually A Pimple. Fat FML

#17960494
167 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm - health - by top dog! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Was Threatened With Suspension From School Because Of My Nose Piercing. I Had To Explain That It's Actually A Pimple. Fat FML

#17960494
167 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm - health - by top dog! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Was Threatened With Suspension From School Because Of My Nose Piercing. I Had To Explain That It's Actually A Pimple. Fat FML

#17960494
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35060) - you deserved it (2512)

On 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm - health - by top dog! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, on way home, grlfriend startd sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at house. In rush to get home to see her, I got pulld over and had to be pattd down. He found no weapons, but he did fine stiffy. FML

#17906295
130 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, mah friend decided to jump out of a moving car. I had to explain to the nice old ladyho stopped that mah friendho was convulsing on the ground wasn't on drugs, he's just really stupid. FML

#17903189
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25110) - you deserved it (2766)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by dmanrique - United States (Texas)

today I broke up with mah boyfriend. Devastated he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down mah spine was too much 4 me to handle so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

#17901380
186 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region



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