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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML


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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML


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On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML


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