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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4056
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About SapphireSympathy : Hey there hun ;) I'm Coleen and FML hasn't really made me laugh in a while.
I was reading some older FML's and they were hilarious. Some people these days don't have a very good sense of humor or take things well, hence the easily started arguments on FML comments.

Ignorance frustrates me more than I wish it did, and even though I'm young, it doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about. I can be ignorant though too and usually figure it out later anyway...

Other than thaaaaat, music is my life and I will mostly listen to anything, and I mean EVERYTHING. Rock, pop, metal, screamo, classical rock, hiphop/rap, etc;

I love talking to people and meeting new people, so please msg me if you want to :)

New Fave Quote: "A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." — Marilyn Monroe

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Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

#233372
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64420) - you deserved it (16242)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1155991) - you deserved it (115845)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53000) - you deserved it (8406)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (234518) - you deserved it (81890)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML

#30294
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43300) - you deserved it (12863)

On 02/12/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by thegoldenboy3 (man) - Spain (Andalucia)

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

#24019
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47412) - you deserved it (7930)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

#20165
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7045) - you deserved it (58087)

On 02/10/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by imwrong (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19979) - you deserved it (34054)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29799) - you deserved it (4244)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7314) - you deserved it (39823)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML

#3779
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5766) - you deserved it (39484)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:23pm - work - by teeth - United States (California)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34710) - you deserved it (20926)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18487) - you deserved it (41820)

On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40907) - you deserved it (15351)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version



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