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About SapphireSympathy : Hey there hun ;) I'm Coleen and FML hasn't really made me laugh in a while.
I was reading some older FML's and they were hilarious. Some people these days don't have a very good sense of humor or take things well, hence the easily started arguments on FML comments.
Ignorance frustrates me more than I wish it did, and even though I'm young, it doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about. I can be ignorant though too and usually figure it out later anyway...
Other than thaaaaat, music is my life and I will mostly listen to anything, and I mean EVERYTHING. Rock, pop, metal, screamo, classical rock, hiphop/rap, etc;
I love talking to people and meeting new people, so please msg me if you want to :)
New Fave Quote: "A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." — Marilyn Monroe
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Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Friday 17 October 2014