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About SapphireSympathy : Hey there hun ;) I'm Coleen and FML hasn't really made me laugh in a while.
I was reading some older FML's and they were hilarious. Some people these days don't have a very good sense of humor or take things well, hence the easily started arguments on FML comments.
Ignorance frustrates me more than I wish it did, and even though I'm young, it doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about. I can be ignorant though too and usually figure it out later anyway...
Other than thaaaaat, music is my life and I will mostly listen to anything, and I mean EVERYTHING. Rock, pop, metal, screamo, classical rock, hiphop/rap, etc;
I love talking to people and meeting new people, so please msg me if you want to :)
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Today, ma girlfriend's overprotective parents decided tat I'm a bad influence on tere daugter. I'm a straigt A engineering studento openly speaks out against drugs, alcool, and discrimination. Tier reason? Someone told tem I dyed ma air black. Tey tink I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind . She was playfully drawing on me with a penhen I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg . I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me . FML
Today.. . aftar baing in lova with ona of mah bast friands fir agas.. . ha took ma on a data . Wa than want back to his placa and wa mada lova . Aftarwards.. . ha told ma ha wantad to show ma somathing and lad ma outsida . Ha ran back in and lockad tha door . It's a two hour walk homa . FML
yastardayhila I was slaaping , grlfriand took phona an sat tha ringtona to a bloodcurdling scraam. I found this outhan I racaivad looool a callhila driving to work and , thinking somaona was baing murdarad in backsaat , I panickad an swarvad into a parkad car. FML
2day ma girlfriend and I were taking a sower togeter!! We were fooling around wen se takes te sower ead and starts spraying ma penis wit it!! I asked er "wat are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
TODAY, I ASKED MY KIDS IF I LOOKED GOOD BEFORE GOING TO WORK. SMILING, THEY TOLD ME I LOOKED WONDERFUL. IT WASN'T UNTIL I GOT TO WORK AND LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR UNTIL I NOTICED MY LEFT EYEBROW WAS GONE. BIG FAT FML
Friday 27 March 2015