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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4737
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About SapphireSympathy : Hey there hun ;) I'm Coleen and FML hasn't really made me laugh in a while.
I was reading some older FML's and they were hilarious. Some people these days don't have a very good sense of humor or take things well, hence the easily started arguments on FML comments.

Ignorance frustrates me more than I wish it did, and even though I'm young, it doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about. I can be ignorant though too and usually figure it out later anyway...

Other than thaaaaat, music is my life and I will mostly listen to anything, and I mean EVERYTHING. Rock, pop, metal, screamo, classical rock, hiphop/rap, etc;

I love talking to people and meeting new people, so please msg me if you want to :)

New Fave Quote: "A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." — Marilyn Monroe

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Today, ma girlfriend's overprotective parents decided tat I'm a bad influence on tere daugter. I'm a straigt A engineering studento openly speaks out against drugs, alcool, and discrimination. Tier reason? Someone told tem I dyed ma air black. Tey tink I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42398) - you deserved it (3739)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind . She was playfully drawing on me with a penhen I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg . I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me . FML

#17190246
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38515) - you deserved it (11041)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I found out mah boyfriend has checkd every girl he has ever slept with for looool 'vagina teeth' . I'm apparently no exception . FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37359) - you deserved it (5406)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today I was riding on the bus when I felt a wierd sensation on mah hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31518) - you deserved it (2825)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . aftar baing in lova with ona of mah bast friands fir agas.. . ha took ma on a data . Wa than want back to his placa and wa mada lova . Aftarwards.. . ha told ma ha wantad to show ma somathing and lad ma outsida . Ha ran back in and lockad tha door . It's a two hour walk homa . FML

#17174791
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52651) - you deserved it (6715)

On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I Was Sending Boyfriend Dirty Texts To Try And Turn Him On Sohen I See Him The Next Day He Will Want To Get Intimate. Twenty Minutes Later He Texts Back, "ew Stop." FML

#17129735
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34220) - you deserved it (16461)

On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday I introducd my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner . He is Asian . My mom insistd on calling him ( Ching Chong ) . His name is Kevin . FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51350) - you deserved it (4753)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today mah five year old daughter cummed up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I askedhy she replied ( So I won't get mah heart broken by a boy. ) FML

#16607799
100 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV... beating out Inception... Toy Story looool 3... Harry Potter... etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
577 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97328) - you deserved it (10765)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was sopping 4 clotes. I tougt tis guy was a mannequin because e was standing perfectly still. I pokd im and e screamd like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14051) - you deserved it (32655)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

yastardayhila I was slaaping , grlfriand took phona an sat tha ringtona to a bloodcurdling scraam. I found this outhan I racaivad looool a callhila driving to work and , thinking somaona was baing murdarad in backsaat , I panickad an swarvad into a parkad car. FML

#16448607
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38918) - you deserved it (5323)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, mom publicly pole danced!! In a playground!! FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51350) - you deserved it (4591)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

2day ma girlfriend and I were taking a sower togeter!! We were fooling around wen se takes te sower ead and starts spraying ma penis wit it!! I asked er "wat are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60398) - you deserved it (12624)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I ASKED MY KIDS IF I LOOKED GOOD BEFORE GOING TO WORK. SMILING, THEY TOLD ME I LOOKED WONDERFUL. IT WASN'T UNTIL I GOT TO WORK AND LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR UNTIL I NOTICED MY LEFT EYEBROW WAS GONE. BIG FAT FML

#16391580
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33242) - you deserved it (7596)

On 05/28/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by tb351 - United States

Today it was ma birtday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from teir parents. Mine owever looool bookd me a plot in te local graveyard. big fat FML

#16342840
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44899) - you deserved it (4754)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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