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About Sapphire876 : Biochemist. Dancer. Traveller. Jamaican. Pisces. Avid fan of laughter, food and sleep.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
Monday 1 September 2014