About Sapphire876 : Biochemist. Dancer. Traveller. Jamaican. Pisces. Avid fan of laughter, food and sleep.
Sapphire876's FML badges
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
Sapphire876's favorite FMLs
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
by DocBastard / 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Kids
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes… Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail… Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the…