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Sapphire876
  • Town/Country : Jamaica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 87
  • Number of comments : 10
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About Sapphire876 : Biochemist. Dancer. Traveller. Jamaican. Pisces. Avid fan of laughter, food and sleep.

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Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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