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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 November 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 42
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17568) - you deserved it (11439)

On 07/02/2012 at 11:45am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

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On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28204) - you deserved it (2586)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by lisahb - United States (Michigan)



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