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Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
by Anonymous / 07/02/2012 at 11:45am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
by lisahb / 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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