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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5625
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Saone : I like to draw: lmih.deviantart.com

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Saone's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in the gym, when i noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the tread mill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until i got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

#209594
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23660) - you deserved it (44132)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by girlie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50023) - you deserved it (166963)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in art class we finally had the critique for the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critique a few and come to mine. Everyone is silent. Finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nods. FML

#132596
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62518) - you deserved it (5221)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by mylifeeee - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

#125156
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58042) - you deserved it (6947)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (303615) - you deserved it (55256)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

#3093
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23437) - you deserved it (2134)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)

Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML

#2743
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20580) - you deserved it (1938)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:18pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

#2475
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4903) - you deserved it (37347)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

#405
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38967) - you deserved it (10188)

On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version



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