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Santone23
  • Town/Country : Anderson, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Santone23 : Just like to joke around

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Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML

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