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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9071
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Sansa_Kroma's favorite FMLs

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45184) - you deserved it (4603)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48496) - you deserved it (5091)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31784) - you deserved it (4144)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53247) - you deserved it (9481)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42994) - you deserved it (4411)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36495) - you deserved it (3445)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35460) - you deserved it (8094)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML

#15844059
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34582) - you deserved it (3595)

On 04/19/2011 at 4:23am - misc - by BerkeleyBiker (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40781) - you deserved it (16387)

On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML

#15840429
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30417) - you deserved it (3192)

On 04/18/2011 at 10:33pm - misc - by MyS3lf - United States

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40374) - you deserved it (4387)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

#15698653
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20148) - you deserved it (36790)

On 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

#15693901
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35390) - you deserved it (3850)

On 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

#15689695
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15858) - you deserved it (42768)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:31am - love - by Payte -

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37510) - you deserved it (13927)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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