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by Anonymous / 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm / United States / Animals
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
by Jade / 04/25/2011 at 9:49am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BerkeleyBiker / 04/19/2011 at 4:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML
by MyS3lf / 04/18/2011 at 10:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Georgia) / Love
- Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to… Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at,… Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was…