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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 677
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Sansa : "Sansa the owl" would be great for game of thrones.

Oh, and I kinda wanna travel the world.

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Liked!<b>Live4funny</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 10:38am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 4:01pm<b>Mindset</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm<b>AwkwardTurtle97</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 4:38am<b>booyons</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 2:47pm<b>annapanda143</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 9:39pm<b>JaneSimple</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 7:15pm<b>mypineapple</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 8:48pm<b>valecutie</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 9:44pm<b>giselle_is_drunk</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 12:42am<b>mr_mac81</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 2:54pm<b>fiveforfighting</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 2:45pm<b>Shinara101</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 10:05am<b>pvtatha</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 9:53am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 2:27am

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You have liked 20 FMLs and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs that you have liked. We like that.

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Sansa's favorite FMLs

Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29387) - you deserved it (1983)

On 01/13/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by livingstonjamie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. As things got heated, he broke down crying. I assumed it was just anxiety so I hugged him and told him it's alright and that it didn't matter, we'd try another time. Half an hour later, he confessed that he's actually gay. FML

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34257) - you deserved it (2754)

On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28939) - you deserved it (2719)

On 12/04/2014 at 9:04pm - money - by yourewelcome (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home after doing some Black Friday shopping for Christmas presents. I told my husband I got the must-have toy our daughter has been dying for. As soon as I said it, I heard squealing and turned around to see her standing right behind me. There goes the surprise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29001) - you deserved it (11895)

On 11/28/2014 at 1:07pm - kids - by Ruinedchristmas (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in a good mood for once and my professor looks at me and says, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28488) - you deserved it (3218)

On 11/24/2014 at 10:25pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I accidentally called my boss 'mom'. Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30244) - you deserved it (3709)

On 11/23/2014 at 3:31am - work - by naladetet - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured, "Eh, a little bit more won't kill him". I was wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29440) - you deserved it (8299)

On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28487) - you deserved it (3269)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28022) - you deserved it (3170)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35024) - you deserved it (2079)

On 11/13/2014 at 1:17pm - misc - by really - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47185) - you deserved it (4856)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30233) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29633) - you deserved it (13393)

On 11/06/2014 at 8:55pm - animals - by dwood08 - United States (New York)

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