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SansaSansa
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 501
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sansa : "Sansa the owl" would be great for game of thrones.

Oh, and I kinda wanna travel the world.

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Sansa's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a good mood for once and my professor looks at me and says, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML

#21305482
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17547) - you deserved it (2029)

On 11/24/2014 at 10:25pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I accidentally called my boss 'mom'. Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML

#21304319
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26153) - you deserved it (3260)

On 11/23/2014 at 3:31am - work - by naladetet - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured "ehh a little bit more won't kill him". I was wrong. FML

#21303699
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26507) - you deserved it (7483)

On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25776) - you deserved it (2983)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27178) - you deserved it (3113)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML

#21298328
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34558) - you deserved it (2061)

On 11/13/2014 at 1:17pm - misc - by really - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

#21296872
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44234) - you deserved it (4724)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML

#21294889
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29214) - you deserved it (7512)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML

#21293677
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29443) - you deserved it (13277)

On 11/06/2014 at 8:55pm - animals - by dwood08 - United States (New York)

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

#21293397
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34655) - you deserved it (2310)

On 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by CatLover (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

#21292947
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36244) - you deserved it (2404)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I managed to convince my sister that when you press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML

#21292789
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28777) - you deserved it (3314)

On 11/05/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by aineroo (woman) - Ireland (Galway)

Today, as I was laying in bed in my dark room, with only my phone's light on, a huge moth flew around it and directly into my open mouth. FML

#21285341
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28711) - you deserved it (4721)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:47pm - misc - by j_portal - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

#21285216
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31311) - you deserved it (2370)

On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had sex for the first time with my first boyfriend. We broke up 6 years ago. FML



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