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SansaSansa
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 879
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Sansa : "Sansa the owl" would be great for game of thrones.

Oh, and I kinda wanna travel the world.

Sansa's page activity

Visits<b>keiNan</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:22am<b>brytonhansen</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 3:11pm<b>AnimeFan28</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 7:26am<b>Demonface54</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 1:57pm<b>Weemandarin</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 5:15am<b>tygerarmy</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 3:11pm<b>gemilio1300</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 2:17pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 3:50am<b>klutzyduck1</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 3:19am<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 10:01pm<b>papygeorges</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 6:40am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 7:53pm<b>ETwilleatyou</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 8:50pm<b>psycho_social</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 8:43pm<b>owlishes</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 6:11pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 6:25am<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 6:36pm<b>euphoricness</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 6:07pm

Liked!<b>keiNan</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 12:06pm<b>tygerarmy</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 9:11pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 9:50am<b>Live4funny</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 10:38am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 4:01pm<b>Mindset</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm<b>AwkwardTurtle97</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 4:38am<b>booyons</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 2:47pm<b>annapanda143</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 9:39pm<b>JaneSimple</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 7:15pm<b>mypineapple</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 8:48pm<b>valecutie</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 9:44pm<b>giselle_is_drunk</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 12:42am<b>mr_mac81</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 2:54pm<b>fiveforfighting</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 2:45pm<b>Shinara101</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 10:05am<b>pvtatha</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 9:53am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 2:27am

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Sansa's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28676) - you deserved it (5479)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

#21365639
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27886) - you deserved it (3012)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17285) - you deserved it (51441)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML

#21362244
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26411) - you deserved it (4700)

On 02/23/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by MDoremis - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick up line. Ever. Especially on a coworker. FML

#21349737
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31564) - you deserved it (4721)

On 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by No thank you (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML

#21336247
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29667) - you deserved it (1991)

On 01/13/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by livingstonjamie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. As things got heated, he broke down crying. I assumed it was just anxiety so I hugged him and told him it's alright and that it didn't matter, we'd try another time. Half an hour later, he confessed that he's actually gay. FML

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

#21315060
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34329) - you deserved it (2758)

On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML

#21311645
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28998) - you deserved it (2720)

On 12/04/2014 at 9:04pm - money - by yourewelcome (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home after doing some Black Friday shopping for Christmas presents. I told my husband I got the must-have toy our daughter has been dying for. As soon as I said it, I heard squealing and turned around to see her standing right behind me. There goes the surprise. FML

#21307526
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29061) - you deserved it (11901)

On 11/28/2014 at 1:07pm - kids - by Ruinedchristmas (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in a good mood for once and my professor looks at me and says, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML

#21305482
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28528) - you deserved it (3222)

On 11/24/2014 at 10:25pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I accidentally called my boss 'mom'. Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML

#21304319
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30285) - you deserved it (3711)

On 11/23/2014 at 3:31am - work - by naladetet - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured, "Eh, a little bit more won't kill him". I was wrong. FML

#21303699
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29495) - you deserved it (8311)

On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (3270)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)



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