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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1919
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Sansa : "Sansa the owl" would be great for game of thrones.

Drunk looking owls are awesome.

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Sansa's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26225) - you deserved it (3492)

On 07/17/2015 at 3:04am - love - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28093) - you deserved it (3483)

On 04/06/2015 at 7:44am - animals - by tannerrosetx_1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26492) - you deserved it (16761)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML


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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML


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On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML


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On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (5047)

On 02/23/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by MDoremis - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick up line. Ever. Especially on a coworker. FML


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On 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by No thank you (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, instead of taking down the Christmas tree, my sister covered it with Valentine's Day decorations. FML

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML


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On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29440) - you deserved it (2585)

On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29800) - you deserved it (2003)

On 01/13/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by livingstonjamie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. As things got heated, he broke down crying. I assumed it was just anxiety so I hugged him and told him it's alright and that it didn't matter, we'd try another time. Half an hour later, he confessed that he's actually gay. FML

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36194) - you deserved it (2932)

On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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