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SansaSansa
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 571
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Sansa : "Sansa the owl" would be great for game of thrones.

Oh, and I kinda wanna travel the world.

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Visits<b>Dave_Davington</b> - 24 hours ago<b>GalaxyShots</b> - yesterday at 1:51pm<b>Wizardo</b> - yesterday at 4:10am<b>smhorwood19</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 9:47pm<b>hardesty</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 5:18pm<b>Randomness90</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 11:24pm<b>orbit</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 7:41pm<b>yoitsmeremember</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 2:48am<b>cmchappy</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 7:59pm<b>travismassie</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 4:39pm<b>rachiieerae</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 9:24pm<b>gingerbeast91</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 12:34pm<b>levodkamartini</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 10:41am<b>Live4funny</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 4:37am<b>peaceablerook</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 5:40am<b>jelrid</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 11:08pm<b>brndnmcmillan</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 6:53pm<b>mimi_tenten</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 4:17pm

Liked!<b>Live4funny</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 10:38am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 4:01pm<b>Mindset</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm<b>AwkwardTurtle97</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 4:38am<b>booyons</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 2:47pm<b>annapanda143</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 9:39pm<b>JaneSimple</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 7:15pm<b>mypineapple</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 8:48pm<b>valecutie</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 9:44pm<b>giselle_is_drunk</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 12:42am<b>mr_mac81</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 2:54pm<b>fiveforfighting</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 2:45pm<b>Shinara101</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 10:05am<b>pvtatha</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 9:53am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 2:27am

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I like things a lot, 20 times in fact

You have liked 20 FMLs and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs that you have liked. We like that.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Sansa's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

#21315060
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32417) - you deserved it (2476)

On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML

#21311645
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28674) - you deserved it (2707)

On 12/04/2014 at 9:04pm - money - by yourewelcome (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home after doing some Black Friday shopping for Christmas presents. I told my husband I got the must-have toy our daughter has been dying for. As soon as I said it, I heard squealing and turned around to see her standing right behind me. There goes the surprise. FML

#21307526
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28904) - you deserved it (11865)

On 11/28/2014 at 1:07pm - kids - by Ruinedchristmas (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in a good mood for once and my professor looks at me and says, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML

#21305482
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28402) - you deserved it (3209)

On 11/24/2014 at 10:25pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I accidentally called my boss 'mom'. Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML

#21304319
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30167) - you deserved it (3706)

On 11/23/2014 at 3:31am - work - by naladetet - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured, "Eh, a little bit more won't kill him". I was wrong. FML

#21303699
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29316) - you deserved it (8269)

On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28438) - you deserved it (3264)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27989) - you deserved it (3169)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML

#21298328
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34991) - you deserved it (2075)

On 11/13/2014 at 1:17pm - misc - by really - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

#21296872
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46403) - you deserved it (4827)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML

#21294889
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29421) - you deserved it (7546)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML

#21293677
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29566) - you deserved it (13356)

On 11/06/2014 at 8:55pm - animals - by dwood08 - United States (New York)

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

#21293397
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35006) - you deserved it (2460)

On 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by CatLover (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

#21292947
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36395) - you deserved it (2407)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)



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