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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 44
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>GuitarFail123</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 4:38pm

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Sansa's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

#21020996
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59383) - you deserved it (25776)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

#20437796
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37757) - you deserved it (4005)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14562) - you deserved it (36862)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

#13816723
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22858) - you deserved it (4469)

On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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