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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 44
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Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10981) - you deserved it (37220)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

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On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States



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