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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16336
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

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Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45376) - you deserved it (7020)

On 10/31/2013 at 4:41am - misc - by Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom

Today, I could think of more 'pros' than 'cons' for why I should start drinking again. FML

Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29792) - you deserved it (34868)

On 10/29/2013 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42356) - you deserved it (3313)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:18pm - misc - by Asshole hornet - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, l grounded my 17-year-old son from his computer because of his terrible attitude towards his homework. As payback, he convinced my 5-year-old daughter that if she goes to sleep, she'll never wake up. I now have a hysterical and sleepless child to deal with. FML

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML


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On 10/28/2013 at 12:58am - love - by BaconLover - Japan

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49104) - you deserved it (4425)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML


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On 10/26/2013 at 9:23pm - animals - by Puppy problems - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found out that my husband told his mom that she can move in with us once his time in the army is over. We are moving into my house, and he didn't think it was important to run it by me first. FML

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46041) - you deserved it (6890)

On 10/25/2013 at 9:50pm - animals - by kiwibox - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML


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On 10/25/2013 at 7:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML


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On 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm - misc - by soon to be divorced (man) - United States

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML


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On 10/23/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by monsterdanceman (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML


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On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I started training as a bartender. My very first client told me how his wife is sleeping with her sister's husband. He then told me that all the women he knows only want sex, and asked me why "we" were like that. He could be my dad. FML


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On 10/18/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by nerdywaitress (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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