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SandraXTC
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 November 1997 (15 years)
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Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31511) - you deserved it (7565)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30261) - you deserved it (49782)

On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom



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