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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 March 1971 (44 years)
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  • Number of visits : 279
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sandman1917 : I am a plane crash survivor with major injuries to my back and legs, but I don't let it stop me in any way. I own my own business and there is nothing I can't to. "Whether you think you can or you think you can't your absolutely right!!"

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