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  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 April 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 110
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Sanchez1984 : I am a very outgoing person with a great personality and the mother of two boys and one girl. Couldn't be any happier. I work full time as a medical assistant for the past five years in a Pediatricians office. I have been married for a year but have been with my husband for 14 years

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Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML

#20193528
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23909) - you deserved it (4098)

On 12/06/2012 at 6:50am - love - by FMyEx - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML

#20147165
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8990) - you deserved it (25492)

On 11/04/2012 at 11:37am - money - by fnfantastic - United States (Indiana)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31238) - you deserved it (2867)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12987) - you deserved it (63471)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

#15651361
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33336) - you deserved it (3091)

On 04/05/2011 at 2:13pm - money - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

#14674940
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30776) - you deserved it (2346)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by ihatemyparents (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

#3816010
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42745) - you deserved it (8817)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

#3658638
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40576) - you deserved it (9039)

On 07/11/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by RR (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28499) - you deserved it (4567)

On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version



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