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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML
Friday 24 October 2014