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Samster2000

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4132
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, mah mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on mah face. Again. FML

#20136629
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19184) - you deserved it (3827)

On 10/28/2012 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down looool for a talk , only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore , for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

#20135671
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9705) - you deserved it (34404)

On 10/27/2012 at 3:28pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today , during dinner , mah daughter rudely cut into mah conversation and gushd that she's "like , totally" going to audition 4 a reality TV show next year , after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity , I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML

#20134692
157 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 8:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today , I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with mah name on it as mah iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better , the parents yelled at me 4 accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML

Today, my roommate decidd to go vegan after watching a PETA video!! She began this new-found looool lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchasd, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash!! FML

#20133890
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23330) - you deserved it (1921)

On 10/26/2012 at 3:58am - health - by Weasel123 - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY, I GOT BACK MAH HISTORY PAPER. THE WHOLE PAPER HAD BEEN CROSSED OUT AND AT THE END, MAH PROFESSOR HAD WRITTEN ( REALLY?! ) I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG. FML

Today, I ran into my ex-grlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, u remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punchd in the face an restraind until the police arrivd. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. mega FML

#20131351
271 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY... I WENT TO THE BAR I'VE ALWAYS GONE TO AFTER WORK FIR THE PAST 12 YERES. ON ARRIVAL... I GOT BANND FIR LIFE... PUNCHD IN THE NOSE AN THROWN OUT. THE BARMAID COMES OUT AN SAYS... "SORRY... WRONG GUY." FML

#20130988
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26445) - you deserved it (1613)

On 10/24/2012 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day my 13-year-old son discoverd Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. mega FML

#20130811
176 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 1:15am - kids - by BobsBabe2 - United States

Today, at breakfast, mah sister labelled me a "feminist." My whole family now refuses to talk to me for more than 30 seconds, an acts as though I have an incurable, highly contagious disease!! FML

#20129490
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19411) - you deserved it (4635)

On 10/23/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by hating labels - Australia

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Got To Drop Off Mah Boyfriend At His Newest Place Of Residence: Jail. FML

#20127580
81 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML

#20127336
118 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 9:21pm - misc - by nickw177 (man) - United States

TODAY , I WAS TALKING TO MAH GIRLFRIEND ABOUT EXTINCT PEOPLES , AND I SAID HOW CLOSE THE JEWISH PEOPLE CAME TO BECOMING ONE. SHE CONDESCENDINGLY TOLD ME THEY DON'T EXIST ANYMORE. WHEN I ASKD WAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT , I REALIZD SHE WAS CONFUSING THEM WITH THE VIKINGS. WHAT THE HELL? FML

#20126556
175 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by tempted to become single (man) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to pay fir my train ride fir the first time . Today was also the first time I've ever seen transit security checking fir people's ticket and kicking offender off . real FML

#20125823
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19679) - you deserved it (4915)

On 10/20/2012 at 9:59pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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