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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I missed my flight. Why? My niece thought it would be funny to empty out my suitcase and hide inside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52810) - you deserved it (3632)

On 08/02/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Korea Republic of (Inch'on-jikhalsi)

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55121) - you deserved it (2547)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62001) - you deserved it (3601)

On 06/25/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by dazedandconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37918) - you deserved it (21446)

On 06/21/2009 at 6:10pm - kids - by loli-conned (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent hour. Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 hours of sleep. Right as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive right in front of my house with the sirens/lights on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45064) - you deserved it (4522)

On 06/19/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by insomniac (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38874) - you deserved it (7239)

On 06/14/2009 at 10:35pm - health - by LP (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML


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On 06/02/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Higgs (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML


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On 05/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by marge1010 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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