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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38523) - you deserved it (2301)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:36am - money - by Me - United States

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33943) - you deserved it (2992)

On 09/11/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML


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On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Today, I lost power. That didn't stop my house alarm from running on battery, loudly informing me in a British accent, "AC power disconnected. BEEP. AC power disconnected. BEEP." It's been going on for 5 hours and the battery takes a special screwdriver to remove. One we don't have. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by Beepbeepbeep (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local pizza hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML


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On 08/24/2011 at 1:14pm - misc - by Marty - United States (Michigan)

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML


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On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36751) - you deserved it (2841)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML


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On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML


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On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML


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On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML


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On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML


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On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML


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On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

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