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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)
Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)
Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 8:32pm - health - by tomoxishigaki - United States (California)
Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35694) - you deserved it (2801) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
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On 11/04/2011 at 12:04am - work - by fired (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
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On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States
Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)
Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML
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On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -
Today, six years after hurricane Katrina took everything from me, I received a letter in the mail from FEMA telling me that I have to repay them the money I received to replace what was lost. I have 30 days to repay $4,900 or the case will be sent into federal debt collection. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by fiendishkitty - United States (Texas)
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 3:36am - money - by Me - United States
Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)
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